Blonde Medical Dictionary
Artery………….Study of paintings
Bacteria…………Backdoor to cafeteria
Barium…………..What to do when treatment fails
Bowel…………….Letter like A E I O or U
Ceasarean Section….District in Rome
Cat Scan………….Searching for Kitty
Cauterize…………Make eye contact with her
Colic…………….Sheep Dog
Coma……………..Punctuation Mark
Congenital………..Friendly
D & C…………….Where Washington is
Dilate……………To live long
Enema……………..Not a friend
Fester…………….Quicker
Genital……………Non-Jewish
Hang Nail………….Coat Hook
Impotent…………..Distinguished, well known
Labor pain…………Hurt at work
Morbid…………….Higher offer
Nitrate……………Cheeper than day
Node………………Was aware of
Outpatient…………Person fainted
Post op……………Letter Carrier
Recovery Room………Place to apholster
Rectum…………….Dang near Killed Him
Rheumatic………….Amorous
Secretion………….Hiding something
Tablet…………….Small table
Terminal Illness……Sick at Airport
Tibia……………..Country in North Africa
Tumor……………..More than One
Urine……………..Opposite of ‘you’re out’
Varicose…………..Nearby
Vein………………Conceited
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I particularly love these blonde medical dictionary definitions. My best friend is a blonde and I am forever picking on her. She, however, is not what I would call a dumb blonde. I will be sure to send these definitions to her and she will get a very large giggle from them as I did.
MY SON HAS A BLONDE GIRLFRIEND WHO IS UPSET WITH ME,
BECAUSE I LIKE (the Blonde jokes)
this orginally started as ‘hill billie’ definitions. Oh well they are still funny
more than half of the words I dont know what it is.
True larry. some of us don’t know wat the words mean and we are not blonde.
Did aanyone else notice that upholster is spelled wrong?
anyone, dang keyboard!
What is the most intelligent Blond you have ever meet?
A Labrador