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Baby Feeding

May 11th, 2009

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A woman and a baby were in the doctor’s examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby’s first exam.

The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed. ‘Breast-fed,’ she replied.

‘Well, strip down to your waist,’ the doctor ordered. She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional and detailed examination.

Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said, ‘No wonder this baby is underweight. You don’t have any milk.

‘ I know,’ she said, ‘I’m his Grandma, But I’m glad I came!”

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  1. deeniepoo15
    May 12th, 2009 at 08:50 | #1

    Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh WOW! That’s kinda sick but yet hilarious!

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  2. Nikhil
    May 12th, 2009 at 11:48 | #2

    oh oh oh did the doctor don’t have common sense to know that she was his mother or grandma.And the grandma also gave examine happy. . .

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  3. ola
    May 12th, 2009 at 13:02 | #3

    one man’s misfortune is some one else’s blessing.

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  4. Savanah
    May 12th, 2009 at 16:57 | #4

    eww you wouldve told the doctor that you were the grandma as soon as he arrived!

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  5. Dick Dennis
    May 13th, 2009 at 00:58 | #5

    Doc. didn’t know some grandmas are so young now days.
    There are some less than 30 years old

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  6. shola
    May 13th, 2009 at 05:09 | #6

    No she is happy that the doctor examined her breast ,which aroused her emotionally.

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  7. Lisa
    May 13th, 2009 at 13:00 | #7

    Big thrill for gramma.

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  8. charlie
    May 13th, 2009 at 18:58 | #8

    grandma must didn’t look like a grandma,probably best breast exam she
    ever had:D

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  9. bob
    May 14th, 2009 at 18:06 | #9

    to savanah,
    i dont think i read a line about the grandma complaining. did you?
    she was so greatfull instead.

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  10. bill
    May 25th, 2009 at 11:42 | #10

    grandma did not complain,so why anybody else.

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  11. Heather
    May 27th, 2009 at 12:37 | #11

    25/4/2009 she,s probably been faithfully all her life, so what a great ourinuy to take, she,s probably dreaming what it would be like with some else all her life. good luck to her, her husband is one of those, wham bam, thank you mam men. Made her day.

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  12. Becky
    June 11th, 2009 at 14:50 | #12

    She probably had the hots for the doctor…lol

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  13. Momono
    October 15th, 2009 at 19:35 | #13

    wow….
    surprising but hilarious… little sic tho

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