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November 18th, 2009

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Regardless of your political leaning, this is just plain funny…

Note: This is an exact replication of a National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster, and US Army General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?

GENERAL REINWALD: We’re going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting? That’s a bit irresponsible, isn’t it?

GENERAL REINWALD: Don’t see why, they’ll be properly supervised on the rifle range.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don’t you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?

GENERAL REINWALD: I don’t see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you’re equipping them to become violent killers.

GENERAL REINWALD: Well, you’re equipped to be a prostitute, but you’re not one, are you?

The radio went silent and the interview ended.

And all I could think was, GO ARMY

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  1. lip
    November 18th, 2009 at 19:56 | #1

    I Trust these military guys

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  2. charlie
    November 18th, 2009 at 20:55 | #2

    i like this man

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  3. kelley
    November 18th, 2009 at 21:37 | #3

    Oh the possibilities of that last exchange…Well said general.

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  4. roberto martinez
    November 19th, 2009 at 00:35 | #4

    This is a happy end for an interview.

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  5. sally
    November 19th, 2009 at 04:47 | #5

    Such an OLD joke. Heard it several times over the years. YAWN!

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  6. ty
    November 19th, 2009 at 05:06 | #6

    get a break sally, this is well said

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  7. meza
    November 19th, 2009 at 05:30 | #7

    “Your equipped to be a prostitute” Whoa!!! “Shame On You” All that think that comment was funny…. its an insult to all Women veiled by an ego to caught up in his own importance……there are so many circumstances in life that may turn a woman to prostitute her body just as there are just as many circumstances that may cause some one to take a gun and shoot some one or many in a fit of rage or injustice that they thought had been done to them or maybe loved ones. violence and circumstances knows no favorites…. just happens when the rest of the world is not looking or caring or just to busy stroking their own interests or egos

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  8. Maliha
    November 19th, 2009 at 06:08 | #8

    well said meza..i totally agreed wid u. saying such a comment at radio front of everyone is shamless.nt respected at all…all tht general thinks bout womens is as prostitute…

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  9. lara
    November 19th, 2009 at 08:33 | #9

    tit for tat isn’t it?
    good for her, the may may be right anyway!!!! haaaa!

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  10. kathy
    November 19th, 2009 at 11:02 | #10

    i go with meza what the heck was that an insult to women and girls world wide

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  11. Jenny
    November 20th, 2009 at 14:31 | #11

    No… it may be an insult, but it was an insult as well to say that he was doing nothing more than training killers??? was he not? You teach someone to respect things and people whether it be a gun in whick it is in this particular case… teaching a child how to use weaponry is not turning them into anything… genetics, life, people, society is what makes people what they are… or what they may have to be at some point as meza pointed out. The army and other military forces are out there fighting for what we commoners recieve and take for granted everyday and although he may have been blunt spoken he accused her of no more than she accused him of…

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  12. Fred
    November 20th, 2009 at 15:14 | #12

    It is just as offensive to assume because someone likes shooting sports and owns a gun that they are a craized killer! I vote for the Genwral.

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  13. nike
    November 21st, 2009 at 01:36 | #13

    Fred,thanks so much for that…she wasn’t polite in the first place,and aside that, he asked,he didn’t call her a prostitute! pls,mezan don’t be too stiff…..lol

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  14. bob
    November 27th, 2009 at 08:26 | #14

    Just like what the general is going to do when he`s going to defend himself against his enemy or when he`s going to defend and fight for his country, he did great against the interviewer. she shut the woman up!
    I`d say, GO ARMY, GO GENERAL!

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  15. JAY
    November 29th, 2009 at 04:59 | #15

    Men will always be… look at all the defences being put thru by men. Its absolutely wrong,lets face it.

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  16. lovey
    November 30th, 2009 at 13:28 | #16

    now, thaT’S FUNNY

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