Actual Answers On Driver’s Exams
The following are purportedly a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation’s driving school (that is, Saturday Traffic School for moving violation offenders.)
1. Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
What for? He can’t see my license plate.
2. Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
The pickup truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, “Guns don’t kill people. I do.”
3. What are the important safety tips to remember when backing your car?
Always wear a condom.
4. When driving through fog, what should you use?
Your car.
5. What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
I’d probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
6. What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
7. What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
Make eye contact and wave “hello” if he/she is cute.
8. What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
The color.
9. How do you deal with heavy traffic?
Heavy psychedelics.
10. What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
Carry loaded weapons.
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this is the type i want to use to ease my tension daily
boring lmao.!
They walk among us!
What’s the scariest about this, is most of these people probably got their licenses anyway.
Watch out!
i like his answers better than the ones i did
Sounds like some actual answers that a few idiots I know would say.One can only hope that they did not recieve their license based on these answers
thats funny
I have to agree with Tony. I like this joke it’s funny. Besides the way I drive there going to have to catch up to me, they better watch out for me.
I think think it’s a shame that our American youth are so terribly stupid & disrespectiable. Most act like they never went to school because they are totaly dumb!
ohhhhhhhhhhh i love these answers…doesn’t it feel great when you give some people headaches hahahahahaha
this is great ,give it a a try michigan, lol lol lol rate it a 10
some mothers do have em
@MARSHA I agree!