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A Present From France

May 5th, 2009

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A woman goes to France to attend a 2-week, company training session.

Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.

The wife answers, “Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?”

The husband laughs and says, “A French girl!”

The woman kept quiet and left.

Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks “So, honey, how was the trip?”

“Very good, thank you”.

“And, what happened to my present?”

“Which present?”

“What I asked for…. the French girl?

“Oh, that? Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait a few months to see if it is a girl…”

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  1. shola
    May 6th, 2009 at 10:04 | #1

    nauty woman ,her husband was joking but she mistook the joke and gets pregant for a french guy so they have to wait few months for the delievery to determine the sex of the baby lol uuuhhss

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  2. Irvana
    May 6th, 2009 at 11:00 | #2

    Good one there.i hope the lady was just joking,though because if she took the husband seriously…………

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  3. Savanah
    May 6th, 2009 at 17:15 | #3

    she didnt take it seriously that was why she was all silent.

    the woman was upset with her husband joking about having a french girl instead of her, so instead of getting all pissed off she simply did what he asked to see how he’d like to be cheated on.Now they have to wait for a few months to find out the sex of the baby

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  4. Jean
    May 6th, 2009 at 20:02 | #4

    No Thanks! We already have a present from France and as a result we have imigrants from every other nation in the world to take care and feed. It is called the Statute of Liberty

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  5. sweety
    May 7th, 2009 at 00:07 | #5

    i think from now onward her husband wont ask for any gift. ha…ha..

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  6. horlabizzy
    May 7th, 2009 at 05:54 | #6

    i felt hence ward her husband wont ask for any gift hen…en…en…en

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  7. Olu
    May 8th, 2009 at 03:58 | #7

    Oh smart woman…good for him he asked for it…next time, u dont assume people understood u well..try as much as possible to be explicit…LMAO

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  8. lilmisshaha
    May 8th, 2009 at 14:25 | #8

    well, i should try that one out for my husband…see how well he would like a “french” girl. hahaha

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  9. Kat
    May 9th, 2009 at 03:28 | #9

    Ba careful what you wish for ;)

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  10. China
    May 14th, 2009 at 10:18 | #10

    he got the real thing and not a fake

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  11. fina
    June 8th, 2009 at 05:49 | #11

    Pls.don’t ever joke to a stupid wife.:)

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