A Companion for Adam
May 14th, 2009
God looks down and notices that Adam is all alone while all the animals have companions, so he decides to create a companion for man as well.
He comes to see Adam and says to him, “Adam, you are my greatest creation and therefore, I am going to create for you the ultimate companion. She will worship the very ground you walk on, she will long for you and no other, she will be highly intelligent, she will wait on you hand and foot and obey your every command, she will be beautiful, and all it will cost you is an arm and a leg.”
Thinking for a few moments, Adam replies, “What could I get for a rib?”
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Psst! Sexist … my ma is a woman and this is not her!
Ni Ne…It’s a joke,ok? If you read these columns often, you’ll come across a lot of jokes taking shots at men too,& I have’nt read any comments from men complaining of sexism…My Mom,(& my wife too for that matter)are women as well,sense of humor & all.(They come up with some GOOD ones).Anyway,don’t be mad,we guys know we can be thick sometimes.
i agree with Ni Ne
this joke has gone too far
mmm could have been worse!
I thought that was pretty good!
Some people are a little up tight. I don’t think jokes are meant to be personal unless directed to you!!! A joke is a joke OMG.
@Savanah
like jt said, it`s just a joke,ok! can you not learn to be a good sport?
oh goodness…i think only a few got the joke!!!!
it means that the woman is not perfect because adam was willing to give up only a rib for her instead of an arm and a leg…
and of course it’s just as well hahahahaha
the funniest jokes have a bit of truth in them ;as a woman i still think this is hysterical ;come on we all know women like this dont we???
I think this is funny,But some women problemly get upset,but they alway do.he,he,he,
im a woman and i thought it was pretty good, all people need to learn how to take a joke, some people need to learn to chill out and quite taking jokes so searious thay call them joks for a reason.
this joke was not meant to be offensive in anyway. none of them are. an if you found it offensive then your just saying to everyone that its talking about you.
can’t you gals take a ribbing
i don’t get it??
i loved it he wanted the cheap way out and we got to have a say in our own lives wemon power lol
ilov htose pictures dat u guy attached
THANK U KIM, U R MY WOMAN 4 LIFE. I DONT UNDERSTAND NI NE AND GROUP, IF IT IS A JOKE ON MEN AND THEIR THICH HEADEDNESS, THEY WILL LAUGH AND ROLL ON THE GROUND BUT A CHEAP ONE ON WOMEN AND THEY ARE WEARING A LONG FROWN. IT IS TIME WE DESTROYED THAT BEIGIN GATHERING OF WOMEN IN 1991