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A Bottle of Wine

May 10th, 2009

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For all of us who are married, were married, wish you were married, or wish you weren’t married, this is something to smile about the next time you see a bottle of wine:

Sally was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern Arizona when she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking on the side of the road. As the trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped the car and asked the Navajo woman if she would like a ride.

With a silent nod of thanks, the woman got into the car. Resuming the journey, Sally tried in vain to make a bit of small talk with the Navajo woman. The old woman just sat silently, looking intently at everything she saw, studying every little detail, until she noticed a brown bag on the seat next to Sally.

“What in bag?” asked the old woman. Sally looked down at the brown bag and said, “It’s a bottle of wine. I got it for my husband.” The Navajo woman was silent for another moment or two. Then speaking with the quiet wisdom of an elder, she said:

“Good trade…..”

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  1. intoXy
    May 11th, 2009 at 05:37 | #1

    trade for what!?

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  2. nvp718
    May 11th, 2009 at 10:43 | #2

    DUH!!! traded for the husband!!!!

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  3. S
    May 11th, 2009 at 10:46 | #3

    The bottle for the husband is a good trade. :)

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  4. she
    May 11th, 2009 at 11:02 | #4

    wohohoho…men, did you see that?????

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  5. Nikhil
    May 11th, 2009 at 11:10 | #5

    oh i don’t get the meaning of good trade,can anybody explain

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  6. Ayo
    May 11th, 2009 at 11:50 | #6

    I don’t really get the mesage as well”Good Trade” Does that mean that the good samaritan lady has traded her hubbyfor a bottle of wine?

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  7. pam
    May 11th, 2009 at 13:07 | #7

    I can’t believe some of these post. Are people out there really that stupid? Of course it meant traded husband for wine, Duh!!!!!

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  8. Khamis
    May 11th, 2009 at 14:35 | #8

    This means that she is trading the bottle of wine for what she is going to receive back from her husband after drinking the wine on the light of a candle and go to bed!!!

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  9. Barb
    May 11th, 2009 at 14:47 | #9

    She bought the bottle of wine to take home to her husband. The Navaho woman thought she had traded her husband for the bottle of wine.

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  10. deeniepoo15
    May 11th, 2009 at 18:22 | #10

    All these posts are contradicting each other! So what did the navajo women fricken mean by”good trade”? Did she mean that good trade( meaning wine for sex) or does she mean good trade(meaning wine for husband)! I’m not a dumb ass people and neither are the other people who put up posts asking for understanding! I guess the joke can be interpreted many different ways! That’s what makes it funny I guess. So lmao!

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  11. Robyn
    May 12th, 2009 at 00:17 | #11

    is so simple,,,,, navaho woman just had a different way of understanding us, english speaking people, but was kind of funny anyway,

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  12. Savanah
    May 12th, 2009 at 01:49 | #12

    the Navaho woman thought the lady had swapped her husband for a bottle of wine. It cant mean that she traded wine for sex coz the navaho hasnt seen what type of wine it is, only the paper bag.

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  13. Mary
    May 12th, 2009 at 06:46 | #13

    WHY OH WHY!!!! was i not told???? that is such a sweetheart of a deal!!!!
    WOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO……..Mary……….

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  14. Marsha
    May 12th, 2009 at 22:43 | #14

    I hope these people aren’t what’s graduating today,or we’re in more trouble than I thought!

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  15. lena reneau
    May 13th, 2009 at 09:01 | #15

    Very good trade.

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  16. Placid
    May 14th, 2009 at 14:13 | #16

    The Navajo woman must have had a real rough deal in the hands of one of Adam’s descendants for her to comment ‘good trade’ thinking the other woman collected a bottle of wine in exchange for her husband. Sons of Adam, I beg una, handle them with care, they are God’s creation as well, and without them, the world is incomplete

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  17. bill
    May 25th, 2009 at 11:53 | #17

    There all kinds of people in the world and that make it go around.Boy,we are in for a lot of trouble.

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  18. memyselfni
    June 25th, 2009 at 13:42 | #18

    cute joke

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  19. Kiss
    June 27th, 2009 at 21:59 | #19

    Very well said, KHAMIS!!! Among ALL the people who made gave their COMMENTS on the said JOKE….You were the ONLY ONE who got what the elder NAVAHO meant when she said “GOOD TRADE”….from the way I deciphered it myself…

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