Comments on: 5 Stages of Drunkenness

By: Bajeh

Bajeh — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 11:51:29 +0000

What stage now?!!! Perhaps 11. you still don’t mind your wife’s concern and endless nights of becoming your mother cleaning the mess. Of cause you can’t remember because each night is like the first and now, she sounds like a broken record and in your fury, she becomes a punching bag where you learn how to use your BULLET PROOF.

By: Jean

Jean — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 17:02:09 +0000

There sure are a LOT of people that know a LOT on this subject.LOL

By: Cleo

Cleo — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 13:10:49 +0000

Lung tearing

By: bev

bev — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 14:44:41 +0000

lol! i wonder at which stage i get this confidence to spell out the **** word without battering an eyelid and other things i would never say when not under the influence!

By: Gina

Gina — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 11:57:50 +0000

…and stage 10 is taking a good shower and rest in a comfortable duplex (gutter) lol.

By: meza

meza — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 11:23:30 +0000

Stage 6::::::The Pass Out, now oblivious to everything that has gone on during all your drunken stages you lay there with a slight smirk of “Who Me” i am innocent look on your face. Your clothes all dishevelied stained with booz and ooops that pee that missed the porcelain during a zipper miss function and hand eye coordination which you also accidentally slipped over into giving yourself a black eye that matches the other one you got during the fight in Stage 4. Epitaph Stage 7::::::: Here lies “Joe Blow”. Who even though looking like something the cat dragged in on a stormy night after being dragged through a sewer.
Shall Survive!!! “none the wiser”, will rise like a the phoenix, mind you with a doozy of a hangover, to think that He is the Hero of all his friends for being such a great and generous and brave and life and soul of the party guy::::: AS IF
“Joe Blow died of alcohol poisoning”

By: okosisi abagana

okosisi abagana — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 10:37:24 +0000

and the 9th stage is dat u can end up sleeping on your beautiful bedroom beside d dustbin.

By: teebaby

teebaby — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 09:40:03 +0000

what about the 8th stage? the long walk to the land of no return! Hahahahahhaaa…………….

By: Olieze O.S

Olieze O.S — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 08:38:40 +0000

repetition of the 1st to 6th stage brings about the 7th stage of drunkeness which is LOSS OF FOCUS IN LIFE(LOFIL).This brings about self distruction,backwardness,and stagnancy.

By: Ching

Ching — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 03:05:45 +0000

@stevej. pure genius my friend lol