35 Fun Things to Do While Driving
This Driver’s Ed teacher is a comedic genius. I know we’re all bored of lists. But honestly, this one is hilarious all the way through.
1. Have a friend ride in the back seat. Gagged.
2. Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Headbang.
3. Wear snorkel gear and hang fish around from the ceiling.
4. Two words: Chicken suit.
5. Write the words “Help me” on your back window in red paint. The more it looks like blood, the better.
6. Pay the toll for the car behind you. Watch in rearview mirror as toll collector tries to explain to next driver.
7. Laugh. Laugh a lot. A whooooole lot.
8. Stop at the green lights.
9. Go at the red ones.
10. Occasionally wave a stuffed animal/troll doll/Barbie out your window or sunroof. Feel free to make it dance.
11. Eat food that requires silverware.
12. Put your arms down the legs of an extra pair of trousers, put sneakers on your hands, and lean the seat back as you drive.
13. At stop lights, eye the person in the next car suspiciously. With a look of fear, suddenly lock your doors.
14. Honk frequently without motivation.
15. Wave at people often. If they wave back, offer an offended and angry look as if they gave you an obscene gesture.
16. At stop lights, ask people if they have any Grey Poupon.
17. Let pedestrians know who’s boss.
18. Look behind you frequently, with a very paranoid look.
19. Restart your car at every stop light.
20. Hang numerous car-fresheners in the rear-view mirror. Talk to them, stroking them lovingly.
21. Lob burning things in the windows of smokers who throw their butts out the window.
22. Keep at least five cats in the car.
23. Squeegee your windshield at every stop.
24. If an fire truck comes up behind you, pull over, get on the roof of your car, and do a cheer for them as they pass!
25. Compliment other drivers on their skill and finesse.
26. Have conversations, looking periodically at the passenger seat, when driving alone.
27. Stop and collect roadkill.
28. Stop and pray for roadkill.
29. Stop and cook roadkill. (If in Tennessee.)
30. Throw Spam. Tape signs on windows protesting email abuse.
31. Get in the fast lane and gradually… slow… down… to…a stop. Then get out and watch the cars.
32. Vary your vehicle’s speed inversely with the speed limit.
33. Drive off an exit ramp, ask for directions to the town you’re in. When they tell you you’re there, look confused, glance at your map, laugh, and exclaim, “Oh! Wrong state!”
34. Sing without having the radio on.
35. At stop lights, run out of your car, place pylons around you, then gather them back up as the light changes and drive off..
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Gotta try some of these at my next long trip. would be fun. A good one tho, is when your in the passinger seat, and the driver comes to a safe slow stop, you bounce back and forth off the dash and seat and then flop aside like it was teh fastest stop ever. Or when the driver goes to pull away slowly from somewhere, push yourself into the seat like the driver is going Mach 1. Wave your arms like a madman like the force is too fast.
This would be fun.
Stop and think for a minute about how stupid and unsafe some of these things are. Geez…throwing burning things in people’s windows?, go at red lights?, stop in the fast lane?? C’mon, some of them are funny, but you KNOW people will try these things. Are you going to take responsibilty when they get hurt, endanger others or lose their lives? And the one about the “help me” sign in the back window is truly in poor taste. It wouldn’t be so bad if everyone would take these ideas just as a laugh, but you know they won’t. Be responsible.
Not funny and irresponsible.
I pray to God that no one will try any of this nonsense trash! If they do I really hope that a police officer will see and you will be in deep s**t just for not using your brains and being an idiot!
Try driving with both hands on the sterring wheel and no cell phone.
Shorty I agree with that one 100%
well i agree with yuo to shorty
Yes please do not try theses at home or on the road!!!
The most irresponsible piece of crap i have ever read. Definitely Not
Funny even a 2 year old would have more commonsense than this jerkoff
“i know don’t be judgemental”Maybe this idiot and his followers were born mentally defective but when i think of all the confusion and havoc
mostly a great portion of these suggestions would bring. The sum total of it all would mostly be Grieving Innocent Families from all the lives lost all because some idiot’s thought it would be ‘fun’ to take their lethal weapon out on the road in a twisted fate of comedy.
Yes. I agree with Denversong and meza. This is very unsafe for I know there are crazy people out there who will try those things. I am so desappointed!
funny? you’re deadman to do this trash