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25 Signs You’ve Grown Up

June 19th, 2009

1. Your house plants are alive, and you can’t smoke any of them.

2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.

3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.

6. You watch the Weather Channel.

7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.

8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.

9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as “dressed up.”

10. You’re the one calling the police because those damn kids next door won’t turn down the stereo.

11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.

12. You don’t know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.

13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up.

14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers.

15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM.

17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.

18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.

19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.

20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer “pretty good stuff.”

21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.

22. “I just can’t drink the way I used to,” replaces, “I’m never going to drink that much again.”

23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.

24. You no longer drink at home to save money before going to a bar.

25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that this doesn’t apply to you.

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  1. Savanah
    June 20th, 2009 at 20:16 | #1

    lolz kewl some apply 2 mii

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  2. FRANKIEPOO
    June 21st, 2009 at 00:49 | #2

    these are great ,, i give it a 10

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  3. cleo
    June 21st, 2009 at 09:17 | #3

    Really reminding in case I begin feeling like this, I’d just know I’m old. Hhahahahahaaa

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  4. memyselfni
    June 22nd, 2009 at 14:49 | #4

    lol

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  5. she
    June 23rd, 2009 at 11:10 | #5

    it’s funny coz it’s so true hahahahaha

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  6. socerchika
    June 24th, 2009 at 17:37 | #6

    Im still a teen and i dont want to become an adult if life is like that. I love being a teenager. BUt my mom and dads life seems cool. so i prob will be like them. BUt i need to have fun while im young.

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  7. deeniepoo15
    July 9th, 2009 at 13:15 | #7

    Im stil a teen tpo! My rents life seems sooo boring so I want to remain a teen (but not living under their roof)! I really want to be 18!

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  8. Sharon Boatwright
    July 23rd, 2009 at 11:23 | #8

    Yup…ALL 25 is ME…Scarey thought..Guess I’m getting “OLD”..

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  9. Sharon Boatwright
    July 23rd, 2009 at 11:24 | #9

    Yup…ALL 25 is ME…Scarey thougt..Guess I’m getting “OLD”..

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