On the twelfth day
of Christmas, my true love gave to me
12-Pack of Bud
11 Rasslin' Tickets
tin of Copenhagen
9 Years Probation
8 Table Dancers
7 Packs of Redman
6 Cans of Spam
5 Flannel shirts
4 Mud grip tires
3 Shotgun shells
2 Huntin' dogs
And some parts to
a Mustang GT.

